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Without question, going to the hospital is teamwork from the
time you arrive until you are wheeled out the front door.
Everyone is working together for the common good of the patient,
or at least a crack at his bank account. That is as it should be
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After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to
one unsettling conclusion. Actually, I've come to more than one
conclusion, but this one is the most depressing.
That conclusion is simply this: all who say they are going to
Heaven a(read
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To pinch it and to squeeze it
I so luuuv your butts
They’re like overrippened mallows
So gentle to the touch.
I’m fond to(read
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Without question, going to the hospital is teamwork from the time you arrive until you are wheeled out the front door. Everyone is working together fo(read
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After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to one unsettling conclusion. Actually, I've come to more than one conclusion, but this(read
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As a student of the body-politik, I have recently been
re-examining the seemingly absurd notion of having comedians and
cartoon characters filling in for the roles of our current
politicians and statesman. After careful consideration- the
notion ma(read
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NEW YORK, NY - The first suspected case of angry chicken disease
in the United States was reported Tuesday and threatens to
devastate the country's $98 billion chicken soup industry.
A Holstein chicken from a farm in Manhattan was found to have
the(read
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"Calvin, go do something you hate. Being miserable builds
character."
The words of Calvin the comic strip character, from Calvin and
Hobbes, in one of the all time funniest examples of the medium,
by Bill Watterson.
In the strip Calvin's dad is(read
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This just in ... The annual Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City started off as any other, until 11:30 am EST when a helium filled balloon attacked two unsuspecting parade viewers by entangling a lamppost and knocking it down into the crowd. A(read
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“I Should Be Doing …. But…”
What a perfect fall Saturday morning, clear sunny blue sky, with
a crisp breeze blowing. It’s just the one I’ve been waiting for
to begin that yearly regimen, Fall Clean Up. Throwing on some
old work clothes, grabbing a(read
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It must have been more than 25 years ago when I first saw
that bumper sticker. "Cute," I chuckled to myself, "What will
they think of next?" (How about "Whirled Peas"?)
Now in my fifties, I'm learning first hand what they're talking
about. F(read
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DENVER, CO - In a stunning development "They" have finally been
revealed. As the source of incredible amounts of information,
sometimes true and sometimes not, "They" are considered the
experts in almost all fields. Comments like "They say to do
thi(read
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Publishing Guidelines: You may publish this article with the
article and resource box intact and unchanged provided any links
are hyperlinked. A courtesy copy of your publication would be
appreciated. (The challenge paragraph may be omitted for spac(read
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Publishing Guidelines:
You may publish this article with the article and resource box
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I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail. I mean, I understand it in theory, but today I tried talking to it and it didn't even respond. What's so outgoing about that? I think it needs to be renamed "shy mail" or "introverted mail"(read
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Copyright 2006 Joe McVoy
Everyone wants "organic" or "free" traffic, but it's a full time
job to try to keep on top of the search engines changing rules.
Instead, if you build a good content-rich site and do the things
on this list, you'll get traf(read
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10 Killer Internet Marketing Ways To Multiply Your Sales
Hello, do you have a website and sell something on the internet?
If yes, may I(read
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I went in for a hair cut today, and something very common happened that happens everyday in every country in the world: the hairdressers began talking to me. While this may seem polite at first, it quickly gets annoying (thankfully my hairdresser(read
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Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY
Or, pray tell, why not?
Sherlock Tidpit is a remarkable rumpus-room monitor, and even
more impressive, he is a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very
skewed assessment of(read
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10 THINGS NOT TO DO DURING THE MONTH OF JANUARY
Or, pray tell, why not?
Sherlock Tidpit, a remarkable rumpus-room monitor and a
rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very skewed assessment of
reality that m(read
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10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN MARCH
Or, how to enjoy more jocularity
Sherlock Tidpit is a remarkable rumpus-room monitor, and even
more impressive, he's a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very
skewed assessme(read
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10 THINGS NOT TO LEAVE IN POCKETS
Or why these facts are important to good mental & physical
health
Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, Ph.D., Professor of Pith n' Vinegar,
(and an avid reader of paltry poetry by(read
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10 THINGS YOU NEVER SEEM TO FIND
Or, wherefore art thou?
By: Theolonius McTavish, a permanently "lost" soul who hangs
out at the "lost-and-found" for companionship, (especially when
he can't remember w(read
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An unsuspecting contractor drove to his nearby Home Depot to buy a vanity. When he opened it, besides the usual shelves, he discovered two 50-lb bricks of marijuana.
Police were summoned and invited to the garden shop, where they were to(read
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Tired of the same ol', same ol' when it come to entertaining your garden party guests? Weary of boring badminton and jarts? Croquet not your style? Then you're in the right spot! Here are games sure to make your next party the hit of the gardening(read
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1. Admit that Advertising Agencies are powerless in showing
images of Irish people celebrate St Patrick's Day without a
drink in their hand.
2. Believe that we need a power greater than the Global Drinks
Industry to overcome the stereotypes of Iris(read
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Over the centuries, salesmen have had not the best of reputations. I've often wondered why this might be, as they are such truly wonderful persons, possessing many amazing skills and talents that quite elude the majority of the population.(read
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Critics cheered the publication of a conditionally new book, The American Home Front, penned by Alistair Cooke, most widely known as the host of Masterpiece Theater but earlier on an innovative British journalist.
The tome, written in th(read
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1. You start mixing your coffee, tea, horlicks, etc - in a shaker.
2. You try to order a protein shake at the cafe.
3. You warm up for 15 mins before you go to bed with your partner.
4. You try to exorcise the 6-pack of beer you hav(read
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Creativity is one of the greatest tools for success in business.
All businesses are created first by ideas.
Then once you're in busi(read
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3 Surefire Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices
by Tim Ward
I have heard the rumblings of many of you in
Readerland about the recent spike in(read
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What happens when you're a 10-pound cat, cavorting in your backyard, and a 300-pound black bear decides to cavort there, too?
If you're a cat named Jack, you attack the bear. At least, that's what a tabby cat by that name did when confro(read
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5 High-Impact Marketing Tips
Copyright 2004 Bob Leduc
http://BobLeduc.com
Here are 5 high-impact marketing tips you can use to boost <(read
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Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the(read
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Automating your online business is one of the most important
steps you can take to insure your success on the internet.
If you have been on(read
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1. You’re eavesdropping and you hear your boss has reservations
at his favorite restaurant. You know, the one you can’t afford.
Call them back and cancel his reservations – say you’re his wife.
2. Have a friend of yours make an anonymous call to yo(read
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There's a lot of stupid assed speakers and such in my school that come and talk to us about sex and saying no.Bullshit I say,they hand out papers(read
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I sometimes marvel at the sweetly archaic portrayal of Superman in the movies. And I always secretly wish the New and Improved Superman had some new powers more appropriate for our day and age and more in tune with the spirit of the times. Y(read
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Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00.
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At eight months pregnant I was bloated and uncomfortable. It had been a long, tiring day caring for my fifteen month old son. My husband and I prepared for bed. He slipped out of his jeans and t-shirt and got into bed wearing only his shorts as he(read
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